What about this: a tribe of asparagus children, but they're self- conscious about the way their pee smells. Asparagus. With Easter around the corner and everyone posting pictures of their crop coming in, I get a little jealous. And a little mad at myself--if only I had started last year! You see, I love asparagus… Continue reading The Vegetable I Wish We Grew
Tag: egg eating
Morgan Farms’ Most Wanted
Name: Shell Stomper Variety: Ancona Weight: Approx. 4.5 pounds Charges: Unknown counts of egg eating; conspiring to ruin breakfast Cellblock: 7-Day Chicken Coop Sentence: Chicken Dinner Name: Mrs. Flighty Variety: Maran Weight: Approx. 6 pounds Charges: At least 2 counts of egg eating Cellblock: 7-Day Chicken Coop Sentence: Chicken Dinner In all seriousness, I really… Continue reading Morgan Farms’ Most Wanted
Eat My Eggs, I’ll Eat You
After dealing with work stress (ongoing!) and some health things that needed taken care of , I've been away for too long. Add nearly two feet of snow, constant cold and, well, me, the girl who gets cold at 70 degrees-- Let's just say I've been hibernating. A few things have been going on, as… Continue reading Eat My Eggs, I’ll Eat You